im so fucking sick of seeing people (predominantly men) on blogs, tumblrs, dating websites say the words
OH AND I LOVE GIVING ORAL TO A GIRL BY THE WAY
when you first meet them -
and especially if you reply “oh great, yeah that’s cool” and they say
NO NO REALLY I LOVE EATING PUSSY.
Great pal. you, me and a bunch of other people in the world love eating pussy. its not something amazing you know? this isnt 1976 where a guy eating pussy in a porno was really crazy and out there, in this day and age its pretty stock standard that if a chick puts your cock in her mouth, you should probably make some sort of effort for her clit.
if you like going down on a chick then nice. if you dont, fine cool, as long as you and whoever you are with are into whatever situation you want. I dont even give a shit if you DONT like going down on a girl. not all girls dig licking penis, it happens.
just stop expecting me to give you a fucking badge.
one more person post that picture of marilyn monroe on the red background that inspired the lindsay playboy shoot. please. so i can gouge my eyes out.
also one more person reblog an anais nin quote thats been reblogged a few thousand times because it will impress that kid in your “Romanticism and Modern Culture” class that discovered your tumblr last week.
there are so many more amazing things! find them! quote them! post them! stop being a goat. i mean sheep. no goat. whatever an animal that eats grass.
countless pictures of stoya
countless pictures of harry potter
countless pictures lohan.
countless pictures of momsen
countless pictures of culkins
COUNTLESS PICTURES OF ANYTHING.
I like all the above people. but post ONE pic. two tops. do not post 239023902390 in a row.
i also hate pictures that are black and white and have like one colour thing photoshopped in, like oooohhhh black and white picture with RED SHOES. fuck off edgy wanna be photographer.
(i am in a bad mood today sorry tumble bunnies)