posting Hitler stuff to your tumblr is like so totally 1941.
"when someone says they love your open mind, they are going to at some point ask for anal"
— the whore
(Source: thewhore, via thewhore)
"I drink scotch older than you. Talk to me in five years."
— the whore
"YOU CAN’T UNFUCK SOMEONE."
— the whore, on making sure you want to before engaging in coitus.
"I just don’t get mermaid movies that are written by humans. Obviously if mermaids were writing the films they would the mermaid girls fall in love with the mermans! It’s like every human that’s written about love having the girl fall in love with an alien or a talking monkey. Merepeople are totally misrepresented in our culture. I’m sure they just wanna make out with other mer’s and rub their little tails together."
— the whore (don’t give her wine)
"It’s been so long since I’ve had amazing sex, I’m starting to get aroused by huge buildings and the facehugger from Alien."
— the whore
