i wanna be your whore

"Sex with Woody Allen. (Maybe not sex, I can make him soup and we can talk jazz arrangements and..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:59:48 -0400

“Sex with Woody Allen. (Maybe not sex, I can make him soup and we can talk jazz arrangements and euripedes then spoon while he fondles my breasts and I cry about my father)”

- that’s probably the best thing I’ve written all year and how I’m planning on spending the rest of my youth. - the whore (via fawnflesh)

When you wish you knew David Lynch

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:57:28 -0400

When you wish you knew David Lynch

Tina Dubrovsky. When you miss smoking

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:56:28 -0400

Tina Dubrovsky.

When you miss smoking

Tina Dubrovsky. When you get hair envy

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:56:12 -0400

Tina Dubrovsky.

When you get hair envy

When in your head you look like this.

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:54:53 -0400

When in your head you look like this.

when you fuck yourself so hard your cunt goes numb.

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:54:32 -0400

when you fuck yourself so hard your cunt goes numb.

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 10:26:55 -0400

queen-tuff: my shoulder really hurts? BABE

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 10:23:34 -0400

queen-tuff:

my shoulder really hurts?

BABE

Hey, I asked a while back how you liked the Lelo vibrator but I think my internet skill may have failed me. Anyway, if you could give me a thumbs-up or -down, I'd appreciate it - I was considering buying the rabbit-style one for someone. TIA

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:10:55 -0400

Hey the lelo is amazing! Best vibrator I’ve had yet. Worth every cent. My only complaint is the metal paint started flaking off the body, so I sent it back (it has a 9 year warranty!) and they replaced it. They told me that the flaking can happen if you use a vibrator cleaner (which I was sold by the lady in the shop). Apparently warm soapy water is much better.

as for buying your lady the rabbit version of the one I have, just make sure she likes that rabbit style, I personally don’t like it because I find the distance between the part that fits inside you and the “rabbit” part that fits to the clit is too far or too close. No two girls are alike and I just find the standard gap isn’t right if that makes any sense?

Hope that helps!

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:09:12 -0400

Hey ;) wanna taste my dick? ;)

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:05:45 -0400

Fuck yes just what Ive always wanted a stranger offering me a chance of a lifetime, right here on the Internet!!!!

it’s like my birthday and Christmas have come at once but I’m just a kitten that ate too much grass so I have vomited everywhere under the dining table so it’s really hard to clean.

Hey there! wanted to say hi show some love... Im still very much enjoying your posts. so I don't know what kind of music you prefer but i think this is visually amazing and wanted to share it with you. Lots of Love xx

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:59:00 -0400

lovely! Thanks for sharing

here is the link incase anyone else wants to peek. http://vimeo.com/31608749

Hope you’re well! Thanks so much for the message too, totally brightened my week. xox

Cuntstration. Frustration of the Cunt.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:12:50 -0400

There was a boat, no a ship. And tits. My tits. There was some sort of migraine research project. Can’t stop looking at your hands. There was a cheesy lounge band. There were stolen glances. Then heavy breathing on necks. Accidentally rubbing against one another as we passed in some sort of church isle. I felt my clit throbbing while watching you from across the room. We may have rolled around in my dead grandmothers bed. I feel like a teenage goth retelling this. I don’t even really want to fuck you. But I do. I like the thought of it. I like toying with the idea. Rolling it around my cunt till I’m somewhat satisfied. I get frustrated that I have to keep it to myself. I’d like to talk about it but shouldn’t so I don’t. Cuntstration. Frustration of the cunt.

<i> this thing happens when I think of someone before bed… I dream about them. I usually check twitter/fb before bed so I dream about people I’ve seen there. Anyone else get this?

Wintertide necklace/diadem/armband - Joanna Szkiela x...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:35:34 -0400

Wintertide necklace/diadem/armband - Joanna Szkiela x Ovate

www.ovate.ca

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:35:21 -0400

keepawayhoney: Xamira Zuloaga by Pierre Dal Corso, for Mise en...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:33:42 -0400

keepawayhoney:

Xamira Zuloaga by Pierre Dal Corso, for Mise en Cage S/S 13

dejne: Showing the love

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:33:18 -0400

dejne:

Showing the love

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:32:33 -0400

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:28:57 -0400

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