accomplicerex asked: Good god! You write shit sometimes which totally makes my day. I totally wanna buy you a drink some day.

why thank you very much mr rex.  which is the shit that i have written that made your day most recently? STROKE MY EGO. and yknow, by telling me i can ensure i do more of it, just for you.  

drink buying is not off the agenda! assuming youre not a serial killer, psycho or my father.