tits on the scanner

when I was 16 taking a photo involved a non-digital camera for which you had to buy film and batteries, you had to get the film developed (usually at kmart) which was expensive and took at least 3 days AND you had to hide them from your mum. Then you had to scan the photos and email them to the boy you really liked from that msn chat room that lived across the world.

So instead I’d put my tits on the scanner.

Old hard drives of mine have several sets of squished teenage boobs on glass in hidden folders.