Sex with Woody Allen. (Maybe not sex, I can make him soup and we can talk jazz arrangements and euripedes then spoon while he fondles my breasts and I cry about my father) — that’s probably the best thing I’ve written all year and how I’m planning on spending the rest of my youth. - the whore (via fawnflesh)
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When you wish you knew David Lynch
When you miss smoking
When you get hair envy
When in your head you look like this.
when you fuck yourself so hard your cunt goes numb.
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my shoulder really hurts?
jwalrath69 asked: Hey, I asked a while back how you liked the Lelo vibrator but I think my internet skill may have failed me. Anyway, if you could give me a thumbs-up or -down, I'd appreciate it - I was considering buying the rabbit-style one for someone. TIA
Hey the lelo is amazing! Best vibrator I’ve had yet. Worth every cent. My only complaint is the metal paint started flaking off the body, so I sent it back (it has a 9 year warranty!) and they replaced it. They told me that the flaking can happen if you use a vibrator cleaner (which I was sold by the lady in the shop). Apparently warm soapy water is much better.
as for buying your lady the rabbit version of the one I have, just make sure she likes that rabbit style, I personally don’t like it because I find the distance between the part that fits inside you and the “rabbit” part that fits to the clit is too far or too close. No two girls are alike and I just find the standard gap isn’t right if that makes any sense?
Hope that helps!
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danielblabla asked: Hey ;) wanna taste my dick? ;)
Fuck yes just what Ive always wanted a stranger offering me a chance of a lifetime, right here on the Internet!!!!
it’s like my birthday and Christmas have come at once but I’m just a kitten that ate too much grass so I have vomited everywhere under the dining table so it’s really hard to clean.
stripesandcolors asked: Hey there! wanted to say hi show some love... Im still very much enjoying your posts. so I don't know what kind of music you prefer but i think this is visually amazing and wanted to share it with you. Lots of Love xx
lovely! Thanks for sharing
here is the link incase anyone else wants to peek. http://vimeo.com/31608749
Hope you’re well! Thanks so much for the message too, totally brightened my week. xox
There was a boat, no a ship. And tits. My tits. There was some sort of migraine research project. Can’t stop looking at your hands. There was a cheesy lounge band. There were stolen glances. Then heavy breathing on necks. Accidentally rubbing against one another as we passed in some sort of church isle. I felt my clit throbbing while watching you from across the room. We may have rolled around in my dead grandmothers bed. I feel like a teenage goth retelling this. I don’t even really want to fuck you. But I do. I like the thought of it. I like toying with the idea. Rolling it around my cunt till I’m somewhat satisfied. I get frustrated that I have to keep it to myself. I’d like to talk about it but shouldn’t so I don’t. Cuntstration. Frustration of the cunt.
<i> this thing happens when I think of someone before bed… I dream about them. I usually check twitter/fb before bed so I dream about people I’ve seen there. Anyone else get this?
Wintertide necklace/diadem/armband - Joanna Szkiela x Ovate
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