Tongues are kinda fucking gross.
explaining to americans that in australia “cheerios” are a small red cocktail sausage.
Reblog if boobs.
manyofourfinestamericans-deacti asked: So... you have a baby now?
make one joke about lactation porn (in which you say you feel knda creepy having ever watched it now you’re lactating) and every creep on tumblr hits you up for breastfeeding videos. Seriously?
Look I've masturbated to a lot of weird stuff....
I’d go so far as to say Ive wanked to most things. But now that I’m breastfeeding, having watched all those lactating vids makes me feel a bit skeevey. Only a bit though.
alien parasite incubation process complete....
HEY GUYS I KNOW IVE BEEN AWAY FOREVER BUT I WAS BUSY HAVING A SON