the best place I know of that's local to me (san francisco bay area) is Good Vibrations. they also have a website if you're not close to there. very queer and trans friendly. http://www.goodvibes.com/main.jhtml
answer for the previous asker! thankyouverymuch ms bronte!
look if you know me personally (there are a couple of you that read this) do not read the following or at least pretend you didn’t when we hang out next.
So I set myself up on the couch, vibrator, lube, mouse, sexx website of some sort (no you don’t want to know). Click click click windows of stimulus open. Tiny bit of lube applied to top of vibrator, skirt hitched, press button. Nothing. Press button. Nothing PRESS PRESS PRESS nothing. Fuckkkk. New batteries too.
"hey babe" I shout to the next room. "my vibrator isn’t working".
“anddddd what can I do about that?”
“ahh fuckit” grumble grumble.
I try to fix it. Alfoil as a conductor under the apparently broken coil. AHA! press press press NOTHING. Frustration builds.
If someone was watching me Im pretty sure they saw an actual lightbulb flash above my head. The old massager in the attic!!!! (I don’t have an attic but that sounded heaps better than the old massager in the linen cupboard behind the towels).
It was AMAZINGGGG. Thankyou sweet baby bunnies. Orgasm achieved. The whole leg trembling foot spasming head back tryin to keep quiet shebang. (shebang is such a stupid word).
Boy hears from his office. “that sounded amazing” he calls.
“it was!”. He comes out and those after orgasm endorphins must be kicking because I offer a blowjob. He accepts. But it went much less like a bank transaction and more like a giggly offer and surprised acceptance.
I give him head for about 25 to 30 minutes, and he finishes in my mouth. I look up at him and and GULP. He laughs “you swallowed it!!! Haha!”. I laugh and tell him he tastes heaps better since he’s quit smoking.
ps you know when you’re in a relationship and it’s been ages since you’ve let him come in your mouth you forget that jizz coating feeling where your mouth/tongue kinda feels numb. Seriously it’s been a couple of hours and I’ve had a cup of tea (earl grey) and it still feels funny.