Sometimes, I wish you were my real boyfriend.– the whore
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ELVIS COSTELLO JUST DID A GUEST SPOT WITH MAVIS STAPLES AT BLUESFEST AND I WAS HOME NAPPING. IM GOING TO HUG HIM WITH MY EYES TOMORROW.
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Just woke up from a christopher walken seduction...
cept he had overheard me saying he was my biggest crush (?) and appeared to seduce me (naturally). I may have been really young and he was definitely a young man. Christopher Walken: I…. Would like…. To kiss…. You. [in walken voice] Me: ok. I remember him asking me what I liked about him and I said I liked his eyes. Later in the dream I was sneaking out of my room in...
dudes in hip hop hoodies, hard men from boston, sweat drenched band guys, paramedics driving vans, that samoan guy with his hair in braids, eastern european hot dog vendors, newspaper delivery men, my boyfriend, my dads best friends younger brother that is 20 years older than me. im seeing them in hollywood fly vision, a myriad of men i think about fucking. i thank jesus for dying and...
So all y’all might be wondering what I’m doing this Easter weekend (infact a few if you have sent me messages asking just that). I am going to be spending the weekend at a five day music festival (which really makes my old bones creak, as I haven’t been to one in years and generally would rather be knitting or having a few quiet beers round the fire or shooting myself in the...
I have a pet bunny that roams my house and at night if I shut my bedroom door he will just headbutt it repeatedly till I let him in to cuddle. Thanks for reading. (\__/) (=’.’=) (“”)(“”)