At what point does sleeping with your ex go from “sleeping with the ex” to “oh we are having a thing…. again”.
He was asleep in my bed, i had stayed up late on the couch, watching big love (WHAT it has Paxton and the Sev and i have a vagina). I crawled into bed, still unable to sleep, I’ve been pretty stressed out lately which is why he is here in the first place, to be a good pal, provide support nlahblah.
Last time we did this I woke him with some gentle stroking which degenerated into some hard, desperate groping followed by a rough festival of insertion and withdrawl. On the hard wooden floor. Somehow we had ended up there and I am an advocate of the “fuck where you fall” theory.
Today I contemplated it, but rolled over and decided to listen to a lecture on the pre-history of sex, an anthropological perspective in hopes something related to study would bore me to sleep. Just as I was drifting off I felt his hand between my legs. Rubbing, gently grabbing, pressing gradually harder. I parted my legs a little still listening as an old man described an ancient roman sex statue. He slipped a finger a tiny bit inside me to gather some wetness and slide it back up to my clit.
Slip slide moan. Slip slide moan. “fucccck” I whispered, part exasperated part so turned on it actually kinda ached.
"get on top of me baby" he said quietly. baby we both silently cringed "do we need any lube?" instead of answering I took his hand and pressed his fingers in a little deeper, past those muscles at the front that kinda hold it in unless properly parted. Pretty sure he let tried to make a word but a noise just came out that sounded a bit like “hhhhhgghhmmmmhh”.
I climbed on top, and normally I would have guided him in, but this time I let him do it. We didn’t really talk or kiss much, it really is that kinda we once dated for four years and have a set of standard operating procedures in place kinda sex. And while that sounds a bit boring, and I admit it can be, sometimes it’s what you need. No, it’s probably what you want. That mindless I-know-how-this-works routine without having to turn on the sexy or make any massive efforts.
Usually the routine is me on top for a bit then we flip to something else to finish. Today I just fucked him really slowly, for a good 15-20minutes or so, till he came.
"wow" he said. I laughed, “ah huh.” I do this thing after sex, I can’t help it, I kinda flex my muscles, like some pulsing vaginal ebb and flow. It feels really nice while he’s still inside me.
After a few more mintues I rolled off, gave him a kiss on the cheek and had a little cuddle before I went to the bathroom and cleaned up.
He has had a shower while I wrote this, in bed on my iPhone, and he’s just brought me in a cup of black earl grey tea.
He told me I’m outta milk.
It’s scary how quickly you can see yourself slipping back onto old patterns. I think I’m happy to stay outta milk and single for a while longer.
I apologise for the anon ask but I had to say this:
Often when I am masturbating just before I sleep I click over to thewhore and read your latest and view your greatest, and sometimes you update at the same time, it makes me wonder if you are out there masturbating too, or if you just have an auto update schedule and it's the personal contact equivalent of an MSN bot asking me to join a dating site?
well i mean, i like that you are viewing my latest, but my greatest i keep in my pants and i dont think ive posted that yet.**
all of my posting is done in REAL TIME. i dont really use the queue or anything, if you see me post, then i am here.
however, i rarely masturbate when i tumble, so i am sorry to burst that bubble. i like to focus all my energy on one thing at time, and if i were to wank and tumble, neither would get my full attention, and be as awesome they could be.
now, in exchange for my reply i request you send me a non-anon message. i wont publish it if you dont want, just tell me who you are. you anons are killing me. KILLING.
random thought: if my sex life was as good as yours I would definitely blog about it...so err.. keep em coming ;) you're great.
My sex life right now isn’t good at all. I’ve been staying with my fam for a few days and it’s down to masturbation in the shower with someone banging on the door at irregular intervals yelling at me to not use all the hot water
I do have a fair few experiences from my past and I promise to keep them coming at least, and as soon as someone keeps me coming in the present, I promise to write about it ;)
Whenever I see that thewhore liked one of my posts I get a shiver of delight. Oh you saucy minx!
Ahaaa. I like lots of stuff you post but that pic in particular spoke to me.
It was a pic of woody allen being chased down the street by a man in a gorilla costume and i am pretty sure at least 48% of my sexual fantasies start like that.