me: how does she always manage to look like a dishevelled prostitute from the 17th century?
him: i dunno. probably her parents. white guilt. copious amounts of opiates.
i wanted to get a tattoo of a cat but what if thats like not cool anymore next...– overheard 16 year olds talking in the mall today.
darko706 asked: Do you ever send people pictures? Not necessarily naughty one's - but just so that people know what you look like?
accomplicerex asked: Just a compliment here. I like your brain. Everything I've read on your tumblr, I've agreed with.
spiralingbrio asked: You're preggers!? Are you keeping it? How far along? Holy shite that is crazy!
Anonymous asked: i remember you mentioning a swedish movie which id wanted to see but had completely forgotten about until today. i went through your archive and cant seem to find it ? -xxo
jellysanscanicy asked: what is a good place online to buy interesting/vintage lingerie? I have the hardest time finding anything that isn't cheap and cheesy (although I'm sure it has its place)
Anonymous asked: I reckon you should go for porn soundtrack production. placido was spot on.
Anonymous asked: would you, regarding porn soundtrack, by any chance use ANY song of Plácido Domingo?
Anonymous asked: If you were going to make porn, what Manic Street Preachers song would you use for the soundtrack?
Anonymous asked: Any advice on someone who is about to go for an abortion? I used to think it was okay, but right now I feel more shitty than I ever have in my life
Hey e-pals. I’m not dead and I haven’t quit the internets. Just feel like I’m dying cos I have the flu. Thus im a shaking shivering asexual mess that is leaking fluids from every opening on my face. I will return soon though with interesting stuff (cos who doesn’t love stuff) and pretty pictures that I didn’t take.
I’m at my boyfriends mums 60th bday, his brother who is tripping on acid keeps grabbing me for a dance or a hug and whispering in my ear “you’re so fuckin sexy”. If I were single right now… oyyy.
You people obviously just don’t appreciate a pregnant girl discussing ejaculating through a gap toothed girls teeth with a skinny white guy.