ive answered this before, and I am going to quote myself
Ahh wangs. cocks, man meat, penises, whatever you want to call them, men seem to almost always think about the size. well, ill be honest, girls think about the size too but generally, unless the penetrator in question falls outside of the “useful” zone, then girls dont really give a fuck at the end of the day.
I gotta add that a couple of my best orgasms have come from men on the smaller-mid size rather than the massive size.
plus, the chances of me letting you fuck my ass decreases incrementally as you dick size increases if thats anything?
size matters a little bit i aint gonna lie. but its not the be all and end all.
someone previously asked me a question about preference and I answered like this
if you had a choice between otherwise equally able lovers, (a) is your regulation 6-7” and (b) is a firehose, who are you taking?
okay so lets assume i am choosing on PENIS SIZE ALONE, which really i promise you NEVER EVER HAPPENS (unless youre a size queen i guess, are there any size queens out there? i want to hear from you!)
For a one night stand i would choose the firehose - only because its kinda more taboo, theres a bigger novelty.
For anything longer - give me regular baby. i want something that i know works, isnt going to make me into a gaping black hole, and to be honest, i LOVE that feeling of taking it all in, all the way to the base, and just rocking back and forth…..
I’m at my folks place watching an old episode of mad about you and having all these revelations about how much tv influenced my idea of relationships.
Paul and jamie have been arguing and she’s all “what if the lasagne sucks!!” and paul is all “what if it doesn’t!!” and jamie is all “but what if it-” and before she can finish her sentence he kisses her really hard.
They end up having sex in the kitchen.
So many times I have been in a passionate argument with a partner and thought “why can’t we just fuck right now instead”.
Maybe I’ve been dating the wrong people. Maybe I’ve watched too much tv.
The really weird part of this whole revelation is how hipster girls are dressing exactly like jamie and lisa all of a sudden.